THREE YEAR PARTS AND LABOUR WARRANTY
Thank you for shopping with American Discount. We hope that you found the experience pleasurable. In order to protect and take full advantage of your investment, please take a few moments to complete the warranty registration and brief questionnaire below. Please complete all parts marked '*'. You do not need to complete the questionnaire but by doing so the information you provide will help us develop new products that will best meet your needs and desires.
WARRANTY QUESTIONNAIRE - AIRCRAFT
Please tick the term(s) that best answers the question for you.
About you:
*What gender are you?
- Male
- Female
- Cross Gender
- Don't know
*What is your full name..................................................................
*Do you have a code name or alias?
- Yes
- No
If yes, what is it?.....................................................................
About your purchase:
*What model of aircraft did you purchase?
- F14 Tomcat
- F15 Eagle
- F16 Fighting Falcon
- F18 Hornet
- F117A Stealth
- A10 Warthog (Thunderbolt)
*Date of purchase: (YYYY/MM/DD).........................................
*Serial Number
(you can find this on the underside of the port wing)
...........................................................................................
Where was the product purchased?
- Catalog showroom
- Independent arms broker
- Mail order/www.discountamerica.com
- Discount store
- Piggly Wiggly
- Received as a gift/part of aid package
- Classified
How did you become aware of your purchase?
- Heard loud noise, looked up
- Store display
- Espionage
- Recommended by a friend/relative/ally
- Political lobbying by the manufacturer
- We were attacked by one
Please check the three most important factors that influenced your decision:
- Style/appearance
- Speed/maneouverability
- Price/value for money
- Comfort/convenience
- Weapons payload
- Kickback/bribe
- Recommended by salesperson
- Manufacturer's reputation
- Backroom politics
- Negative experience opposing one in combat
Please check where this product will be used:
- Home
- Office
- Iraq
- Iran
- Georgia
- Asia/Far East
- Iraq
- North Korea
- Syria
- Iraq
- Iran
- Classified
Please check the products which you own or intend to purchase in the next 12 months:
- Home cinema
- iPod
- DVD recorder
- Inter Continental Ballistic Missile
- iPhone
- 'Killer' satellite
- Home computer
- Nuclear weapon
- Surround sound system
- Biological weaponry
How would you describe yourself or your organisation? (Tick all that apply)
- Communist/Socialist
- Terrorist
- Crazy
- Neutral
- Democratic
- Dictator/Dictatorship
- Corrupt
- Primitive/Tribal
How did you pay for your purchase?
- Deficit spending
- Cash
- Suitcases of cocaine/heroin
- Oil/gas revenues
- Personal cheque
- Credit Card (Please tick, American Express, Diners Club, Visa, Mastercard, other)
- Ransom payment
- Traveller's cheques
What is your occupation?
- Homemaker
- Sales/marketing
- Revolutionary
- Clerical/white collar
- Mercenary
- Middle/senior management
- Tyrant/dictator
- Manual/Blue collar
- Retired
- Defence Minister/General
- Student
To help us better understand our customers' lifestyle please indicate the interests and activities which you, your spouse and your colleagues engage in on a regular basis (more than four times per year)
- Golf
- Boating/sailing
- Sabotage
- Running/jogging
- Propaganda/disinformation
- Going to the gym
- Defaulting on loans
- Gardening
- Black market/smuggling
- Collectibles
- Watching sport on TV
- Interrogation/torture
- Playing sport
- Household pets
- Espionage/reconnaissance
- Socialising over a drink
- Crushing rebellions
- Arts and crafts
- Border disputes
- Eating out
- Mutually Assured Destruction
Thank you for taking the time to complete this questionnaire. The answers you have provided will help us to help you better in the future. If you do not wish for your details to be passed to other governments, extremist groups, mysterious consortia or other companies then please indicate below.
- I agree/I do not agree
As a bonus for completing our questionnaire, you will be entered into a sweepstake to win a brand new F22 Raptor stealth fighter bomber, complete with 50 sidewinder missiles and four 'smart' laser guided bombs FREE!
Please note that the F22 will only be delivered after we have developed technologies to counter its threat.
